Category Japan
Meet Ken, the Ultimate Manly Car
I am an extremely manly man. I have large amounts of chest hair which I oil to make shiny. I proudly display this with my low-bottoned shirts and tastful, golden medallions. I have a thick mustache, a lantern jaw of justice, and my testosterone levels are so high bystanders sometimes enter a second puberty just from smelling […]
New Cars Are Amazing (Terms and Conditions Apply)
Last week I bought a sofa and a dehumidifier. These things are too large to fit in my Miata, and so the store I purchased them from allowed me the use of their new Toyota Pixis pickup truck. Historically, I am not a fan of pickup trucks. I associate them with terrible driving dynamics, bloated […]
